The Witchcraft Pleasure Rituals:
A guided, sensual ritual to awaken your natural pleasure
— in one evening
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You know there is more…
More depth
More aliveness.
More you.
You've had glimpses of it.
Moments where you felt sensual, wild, fully present in your body & yourself.
But then life happens.
The to-do list.
Somehow your days get swallowed by work, responsibilities, Netflix, or just exhaustion.
… And that feeling of sensual aliveness & deeper connection to yourself slips away again.
After nearly a decade of guiding women, this is what I know to be true:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you!
You are not lazy.
You are not behind or wrong.
You are not “too much” or “too little”.
You are simply disconnected from something that is already inside you…
…Let me help you discover it again.
Pleasure is not something you earn after the work is done.
It’s the foundation that keeps you grounded, alive, and connected.
Not performance-pleasure.
Not Instagram-pleasure.
But your pleasure.
Grounded. Sensual. Real.
Your body carries a deep feminine wisdom, and pleasure is one of the ways she speaks.
Not as indulgence —
but as information;
Yes…
This way…
Slow down…
That’s enough…
When you learn to listen to her, you reconnect to the depth and aliveness you’ve been missing.
Imagine this…
One evening.
A candle. Your breath. Your body.
You are guided — gently —
out of your head
and back into your senses.
You feel the ground beneath you.
The elements within you.
Your body softening, awakening, remembering.
Not performing.
Not trying to be sensual.
But connected to your pleasure.
Grounded. Sensual. Real. Alive.
Simply being part of nature again…
Slower… Deeper… and more alive…
This is what you get in the Witchcraft Pleasure Rituals.
The Witchcraft Pleasure Rituals is a self-paced online course, that reconnects you to your body’s natural pleasure & wisdom.
Not after the to-do list.
Not when life finally slows down.
Not only on the yoga mat.
Now!
You will be guided through an intimate experience, a ritual where we will journey into the body and pleasure through gentle somatic practices, sound & presence — all done alone, in your own time, in your own space.
You’ll also learn a framework to create your own pleasure rituals.
The rituals are inspired by nature and earth-based traditions — but everything can be done indoors, guided, and practical.
What is The Witchcraft Pleasure Rituals?
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What you’ll receive
🌹 The Guided Witchcraft Pleasure Ritual
1 Hour video; A guided sensual, nature-based ritual you can repeat again and again.
Remember to have good audio as I will be singing & playing music.
🌹 20-minute Body-Listening practice
To settle your nervous system, ground into your body and open your senses.
🌹 Two short on-the-go audios (5–10 min)
• Reconnect to your body when life pulls you away
• Magnetize desires by listening instead of forcing
🌹 Simple tools to create your own pleasure rituals
Short & Simple - we’ll dive into the framework & tools to create your own pleasure rituals.
Inspired by nature, elements & your unique rhythm.
🌹 Online access for 24 months
Hola love, I’m Eva Maria
I’m a Plant Priestess, Ritual Guide, musician and nature therapist. For nearly a decade, I’ve guided hundreds of women in Rituals, Retreats, and Ceremonies – in Denmark and internationally.
My first career was as an engineer and designer — But my soul longed for something deeper. I left the blueprint behind and followed a different map — one that led me to the Peruvian jungle, where I lived and studied with plants and curanderos (shamans). Today, I bring these worlds together.
With my husband I’ve built our Tinyhouse and cultivated a blooming garden where we grow food and medicine, weaving daily life with earth’s rhythms & mystery. Around the fire, in the forest, or online with women across the world, I create spaces that are grounded and real, mysterious and deeply embodied.
I’m not here to give you rules or sugarcoating. I’m here to help you remember what your body, your intuition, and your nature already know — and to make it practical and doable in your life.
Magic that is raw, alive, sensual and real.
This ritual is for you if…
✔ You long to feel more at home in your body
✔ You crave nature, but also want it inside your daily life
✔ You’re tired of pushing, fixing & performing
✔ You want pleasure that is grounded, real and nourishing
Ready to return to your nature?
Pleasure is not something you add.
It’s something you remember.
Price: 25 €
14-day money-back guarantee – love it or get your money back, no questions asked.
Questions women often ask
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Not at all.
You don’t have to know anything before this.
Allow yourself to be curious - and I will guide you with these tools deeper.
Witchcraft is about natural connections to yourself, your body, and nature’s wisdom.We use it as a frame to connect with our natural pleasure and the body (the body = nature).
No rules, no dogma.
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The materials in this mini-course is around 2 hours in total. Once you have learned the technique you can make a potent ritual in 15 min.
The short audios are around 10 minutes each - made to fit real life. -
It’s magical, yes – but embodied and grounded. No pretending, no costumes. Just real practices that shift how you feel.
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You get access for 24 months so that you can return to it again & again while you integrate and embody the pleasure & witchcraft ritual in your life.
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That’s exactly why this is for you. Pleasure isn’t something you wait for – it’s what makes life worth living now.
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No. This is not about becoming a stereotype. It’s about finding your way into wild, sensual, embodied living – in your life, as you are.
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Yes! All our fully digital products come with a 14-day money-back guarantee. Love it or get your money back – no questions asked.